"Heilyndi sitt ef maðr hafa náir án við löst at lifa"
"A MAN WHO KEEPS HIS HEALTH LIVES HAPPY"
(TRADITIONAL NORDIC RED TEA)
100% NATURAL. 100% WILD.
Handcrafted with 100% natural, hand harvested, traditional Nordic plants and ingredients from Iceland, Norway, Newfoundland and Labrador. Shipped to you anywhere in the world.
BLOOD COLOR. BADASS. GREAT TASTE. GOOD FOR YOU.
Rauðr means "very red" in norrœnt (Old Norse). Very red, this tea certainly is. Blood red to be exact. And there is certainly something cool about drinking a beverage that looks like the blood of your enemies.
Besides looking badass, this tea also tastes great. The base is bilberry berries, complemented with bilberry leaves, birch leaves and bark, Labrador tea, Icelandic moss, and with a hint of juniper berries.
Rauðr is also good for you*... Bilberry is great to improve circulation, to lower your blood sugar, and to improve vision, particularly at night! Birch leaves are good against kidney stones and to prevent urinary track infections, while the bark can minimize joint pain (inherent to raiding activities). Labrador tea helps prevent colds and respiratory problems. Icelandic moss helps digestion. Finally, juniper is good for heartburns (after you had a feast).
*Not recommended for pregnant or lactating women, or people with oedema, diabetes, or kidney conditions. Incompatible with blood thinning medications. Use in moderation.
GOOD FOR MIÐGARÐR
WORLD OF MEN
Minimal packaging. Fastest naturally decaying re-usable containers made of recyclable aluminum. BPA free. No plastic labels that will take 1 million years to decompose (instead, product label/info sheet available as PDF). No extra box to discard. 150ml / 5 oz container to avoid waste.
100% Recycled shipping cardboard box, wood chips, and biodegradable tape (with all elements usable as fire starter).
GOOD FOR YOUR SILVER
WE COULD HAVE SAID PURSE, BUT IT DIDN'T SOUND RIGHT...
100% Natural Traditional Nordic Red Tea (50g/1.75oz Aluminum Tin)
Only $14.95 + $8.95 Worldwide Shipping (because we know Víkingar are all over the place)
GOOD FOR OTHER BROS
HERE'S WHAT OTHER VÍKINGAR GOT TO SAY...
"Has become one of my favourite things to do during breakfast, i let the tea sit in the hot water for about a minute, then i pick up the steeper and dunk it in the mug and all the colour from the berries drains out. Literally looks like its bleeding. Also comes in a reusable tin that I will use as part of my camping kit, and the box is packed with sawdust I can use to aid with my fires. Manliest tea in the world."
Kurtcaine Hornby, Australia
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