"HEILYNDI SITT EF MAÐR HAFA NÁIR ÁN VIÐ LÖST AT LIFA"
"A MAN WHO KEEPS HIS HEALTH LIVES HAPPY"
(WARRIOR PERFORMANCE POTION)
100% NATURAL. 100% WILD.
Handcrafted with 100% natural, hand harvested, traditional Nordic plants and ingredients from Norðvegr (Norway), Svíþjóð (Sweden), Finnland (Finland), and Helluland (Canada). Shipped to you anywhere in the world.
blood of the warrior
BLOOD COLOR. LOADED WITH GOOD SHIT.
Like the very special Úlfhéðnablóð Rauðr, this potion is Blood red. It also has the thickness and consistency of actual blood. With every drop, you are therefore reminded of Rekksblóð or the blood of the warriors. Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Besides looking pretty badass, this potion is pretty epic.
A super concentrated load of bilberries improves night vision for better performance in the darkness of the Norwegian winter, while increasing blood circulation for enhanced physical output, as well as stabilizing blood sugar if you're low on energy. The juniper berries minimize muscle and joint pain inherently associated with any raiding activities. The horsetail lowers the risk of urinary tract issues when you end up in filthy waters inherent to so many shit holes, while keeping your prostate healthy. Combined with Shepherd Purse, it also helps keeps bleeding under control, both internally and externally. Because, well, a warrior bleeds. Finally, Mistletoe lowers your blood pressure and calms your nervous system for when you are back from raiding and are faced with a mountain of paperwork (plus, it tells all the Æsir that, unlike some, Mistletoe ain't killing you!)
Last but not least, it is all in a 40% alcohol base. So you get booze on top of everything. We won't say it tastes great, because it doesn't though.
GOOD FOR MIÐGARÐR
WORLD OF MEN
Minimal packaging. Re-usable glass containers. BPA free. No plastic labels that will take 1 million years to decompose (instead, Product label/info sheet available as PDF). No extra box to discard. 100% Recycled shipping cardboard box, wood chips, and biodegradable tape (with all elements usable as fire starter).
NOT THAT GOOD FOR YOUR SILVER
CLOUDBERRIES ARE HARVESTED IN WAIST DEEP SWAMPS AT THE HEIGHT OF THE MOSQUITO SEASON... AND THAT'S ONLY ONE INGREDIENT! SO YOU GOT TO PAY FOR IT!
100% Natural Traditional Warrior Performance Potion (60ml/2 oz 40% Glass Bottle)
A stiff $49.95 + $8.95 Worldwide Shipping (because we know Víkingar are all over the place)
OTHER VIKING PRODUCTS
100% Natural Traditional Viking Products. Provided and handmade by Sönnungr Viking Co.
Viking Beard Oil
Viking Beard Comb
All-Purpose Viking Salve
Nordic Lip Balm
Viking Fast Clot
Traditional Viking Soap
Spartan Wound Salve
Viking Essentials Kit
Beard of Gold Viking Balm
Traditional Viking Toothpaste
Bees Wax Survival Candle
Nordic Red Tea
Nordic Chaga Tea
Nordic Testosterone Booster
Warrior Performance Potion
Traditional Red Mead
Nordic Herbal Extracts
Consultation with a Norse Healer
Norse Woolen Trunks
Sami Drinking Cup
100% Natural Viking Care
100% hand-made knives and weapons