"KEMBÐUR OK ÞVEGINN SKAL KÆNNA HVERR."
"COMBED AND WASHED A VIKING SHALL BE."
WATERLESS VIKING BEARD CLEANER
100% NATURAL. NO PRESERVATIVES. NO ARTIFICIAL COLORS. NO SYNTHETIC ELEMENTS.
Traditional nordic ingredients. All naturally extracted without the use of chemicals. Handmade with Finnish vodka, natural seed oils, sheep wool oil, and naturally extracted essential oils.
KEEP YOUR BEARD CLEAN
SO YOU DON’T LOOK OR SMELL LIKE HARALD.
Harald ᚦöngull (tangled hair) made the oath to not wash or comb his beard until he had become sole king of Nóregr/Norðvegr (Norway). When he prevailed at Slaget i Hafrsfjord (the Battle of Hafrsfjord) in 872 CE (124 ES), he finally cut, washed, and combed his beard, becoming known as Haraldr hárfagri (Harald Fairhair). As one could imagine though, it got pretty bad in the meantime, earning him the nickname of “Lúfa” in Old Norse, which stands for thick, dirty, and matted hair.
Hence the name, Lúfamjólk, of this waterless beard cleaner (with mjólk standing for milk, as the cleaner is actually white).
The Finnish vodka base cleans and disinfect your beard. The inherently drying aspect of removing oil and dirt from your hair is offset by natural seed oils, with an additional layer of protection being provided by beads of sheep wool oil. Lúfamjólk does not leave residues on your hands or beard. Lúfamjólk will even offer some protection against insects.
Lúfamjólk should be vehemently shaken before use, and is not intended to replace showers. Lúfamjólk provides instead an occasional alternative to keeping your beard clean when you are in the field with no access to water (or water in a liquid state). Lúfamjólk will also work on hair and pits.
NORSE TREE OF LIFE
Traditional essential oils for a fresh and subtle natural scent of the boreal forest, consistent with our other beard products, reminding you of the North and the homeland every time you clean your beard.
The Yggdrasil blend of traditional essential oils also has antiseptic, cleansing, anti-fungal, stimulating, detoxifying, and relaxing properties. It will even help protect you against insects.
STILL GOOD FOR MIÐGARÐR
WORLD OF MEN
Minimal packaging. Fastest naturally decaying re-usable containers made of recyclable aluminum. BPA free. No plastic labels that will take 1 million years to decompose (instead, Product label/info sheet available as PDF). No extra box to discard. 100ml / 3.3 oz container to avoid waste.
100% Recycled shipping cardboard box, wood chips, and biodegradable tape (with all elements usable as fire starter).
GOOD FOR YOUR SILVER
YES, WE DO TAKE PAYMENTS IN SILVER...
100% Natural Traditional Waterless Viking Beard Cleaner (100ml/3.3oz Aluminum Bottle)
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