Get Vaccinated

Vaccines prevent (horrible) diseases. This is a fact. You should therefore get vaccinated against pretty much anything there is a vaccine for. While not mandatory in most places (your body, your choice, until you put others at risk), it is within this organization (re. risk to each other).

Here’s a typical vaccination record for us:

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Not convinced? Consider this:

Tetanus: Leads to horrible and extreme muscle contractions. To the extent you will die with only the top of your head and the tips of your feet touching the bed. There is no cure.

Polio: Leads to abnormal growth in children (so they may end up with a smaller, fucked up leg), muscle weakness and paralysis, including 40 years after “recovery”.

Rabies: No cure. Horrible death better described in a video than with word: https://youtu.be/kxBIJvNHZg4. By the way, the claim from the idiot in the video that you need medical attention as soon as you get symptoms or you will die is false. As soon as you get symptoms, it is too late. You will die. There is no treatment.

Hepatitis A: You’ll puke and will have (explosive) dysentery for months. There is no treatment.

Japanese Encephalitis: You will get (more) retarded (than you already are). For real. There is no treatment.

Haemophilus Influenzae: You can get permanent brain damage and hearing loss, or even die. Tends to be resistant to antibiotics.

Meningococcal Disease: Results in infection of arms and legs, and ultimately, amputation.

Typhoid Fever: Your intestines will get perforated… It is as bad as it sounds.

We could keep going, but yeah. Get vaccinated.